You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1 Scholes Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1 Scholes Street are fairly courteous.
Kick back, relax, you've got at quality home in 1 Scholes Street
Living at 1 Scholes Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day