You'll be able to sleep easy at 10 West 16th Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 10 West 16th Road are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 10 West 16th Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 10 West 16th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day