You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 10811 Avenue N unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 10811 Avenue N are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 10811 Avenue N might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 10811 Avenue N will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day