You'll be able to sleep easy at 12 West 16th Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 12 West 16th Road are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 12 West 16th Road
Living at 12 West 16th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day