You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1265 1st Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1265 1st Avenue are fairly courteous.
Kick back, relax, you've got at quality home in 1265 1st Avenue
Living at 1265 1st Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day