You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1267 1st Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1267 1st Avenue are fairly courteous.
1267 1st Avenue might not have the highest finishes, but it is a well-built home
Living at 1267 1st Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day