No guard dog needed at 1344 79th Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1344 79th Street, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 1344 79th Street
Living at 1344 79th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day