You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 138 20th Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 138 20th Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 138 20th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 138 20th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day