You'll be able to sleep easy at 141-2 70th Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 141-2 70th Road.
The only way to make life better at 141-2 70th Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 141-2 70th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day