You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 144-22 72nd Drive unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 144-22 72nd Drive are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 144-22 72nd Drive might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 144-22 72nd Drive will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day