No guard dog needed at 147-38 71st Road. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 147-38 71st Road, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 147-38 71st Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 147-38 71st Road is such a steal, you might want to call your attorney.