No guard dog needed at 150-16 16th Road. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 150-16 16th Road, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 150-16 16th Road
Living at 150-16 16th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day