It's so safe at 1501 3rd Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1501 3rd Avenue are fairly courteous.
1501 3rd Avenue might not have the highest finishes, but it is a well-built home
Living at 1501 3rd Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day