No guard dog needed at 1539 81st Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1539 81st Street, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 1539 81st Street
Living at 1539 81st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day