No guard dog needed at 1539 Ohm Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1539 Ohm Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 1539 Ohm Avenue
Living at 1539 Ohm Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day