You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1542 73rd Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1542 73rd Street are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 1542 73rd Street
Living at 1542 73rd Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day