No guard dog needed at 1602 8th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1602 8th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 1602 8th Avenue
Living at 1602 8th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day