You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1639 71st Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1639 71st Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 1639 71st Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 1639 71st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day