You'll be able to sleep easy at 1673 East 8th Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
And trash day at 1673 East 8th Street . And recycling day. And compost day. And junk pick up day...
The only way to make life better at 1673 East 8th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 1673 East 8th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day