No guard dog needed at 1685 Troy Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1685 Troy Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 1685 Troy Avenue
Living at 1685 Troy Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day