You'll be able to sleep easy at 1714 68th Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1714 68th Street are fairly courteous.
1714 68th Street would make Mary Poppins burst into song
Living at 1714 68th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day