You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 1716 85th Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 1716 85th Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 1716 85th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 1716 85th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day