You'll be able to sleep easy at 180 Colon Avenue; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 180 Colon Avenue.
The only way to make life better at 180 Colon Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 180 Colon Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day