No guard dog needed at 1821 2nd Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 1821 2nd Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
If there was a level below fixer-upper 1821 2nd Avenue would be it
In fact, your friends might nickname you "dough boy" if you live at 1821 2nd Avenue