No guard dog needed at 209 Bache Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 209 Bache Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 209 Bache Avenue
Living at 209 Bache Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day