You'll be able to sleep easy at 21 East 6th Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 21 East 6th Road are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 21 East 6th Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 21 East 6th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day