No guard dog needed at 2115 Avenue J. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 2115 Avenue J, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 2115 Avenue J
Living at 2115 Avenue J will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day