You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 2128 82nd Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 2128 82nd Street are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 2128 82nd Street
Living at 2128 82nd Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day