You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 220-29 138th Road unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 220-29 138th Road are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 220-29 138th Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 220-29 138th Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day