No guard dog needed at 2205 Troy Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 2205 Troy Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 2205 Troy Avenue
Living at 2205 Troy Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day