No guard dog needed at 228 80th Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 228 80th Street, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 228 80th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 228 80th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day