No guard dog needed at 23 2nd Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 23 2nd Street, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 23 2nd Street
Living at 23 2nd Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day