No guard dog needed at 249-5 Caney Road. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 249-5 Caney Road, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 249-5 Caney Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 249-5 Caney Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day