You'll be able to sleep easy at 249-9 64th Avenue; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 249-9 64th Avenue.
The only way to make life better at 249-9 64th Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 249-9 64th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day