You'll be able to sleep easy at 249 Giffords Lane; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 249 Giffords Lane.
The only way to make life better at 249 Giffords Lane might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 249 Giffords Lane will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day