You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 25-12 82nd Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 25-12 82nd Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 25-12 82nd Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 25-12 82nd Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day