No guard dog needed at 2509 Avenue X. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 2509 Avenue X.
The only way to make life better at 2509 Avenue X might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 2509 Avenue X will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day