You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 2516 Avenue X unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 2516 Avenue X are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 2516 Avenue X might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 2516 Avenue X will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day