It's so safe at 256 Wythe Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 256 Wythe Avenue.
256 Wythe Avenue is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 256 Wythe Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day