No guard dog needed at 2611 Avenue L. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 2611 Avenue L.
The only way to make life better at 2611 Avenue L might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 2611 Avenue L will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day