No guard dog needed at 2711 Avenue J. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 2711 Avenue J, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 2711 Avenue J might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 2711 Avenue J will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day