No guard dog needed at 272 Deems Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 272 Deems Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 272 Deems Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 272 Deems Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day