No guard dog needed at 280 Oder Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 280 Oder Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 280 Oder Avenue
Living at 280 Oder Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day