You'll be able to sleep easy at 290 St John Avenue; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 290 St John Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 290 St John Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 290 St John Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day