No guard dog needed at 3-12 26th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 3-12 26th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 3-12 26th Avenue
Living at 3-12 26th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day