It's so safe at 30 Bay 41st Street you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 30 Bay 41st Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 30 Bay 41st Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 30 Bay 41st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day