You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 3114 Avenue J unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 3114 Avenue J are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 3114 Avenue J might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 3114 Avenue J will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day