It's so safe at 3143 Broadway you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
And trash day at 3143 Broadway . And recycling day. And compost day. And junk pick up day...
It's not the end of the world, but it looks like the apocalypse just happened at 3143 Broadway
Living at 3143 Broadway will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day