You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 33-12 69th Street unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 33-12 69th Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 33-12 69th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 33-12 69th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day