It's so safe at 335 Juanita Way you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
There might even be a unicorn sighting at 335 Juanita Way
335 Juanita Way is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 335 Juanita Way will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day